英文笑話: Secret Code 密碼

附中文原文，今次提供了富挑戰性的練習（多謝Blog友幫忙修正）。逢一、三出版。

練習是，找出英譯的錯處：

Secret Code  After the Americans announced several times, “We are not sure whether Bin Laden is alive or not.” Afterwards Bin Laden decided to autograph write a personal letter to U.S. President Bush, for proving that he is still alive and won't would not stop taking action. After Bush opened the envelope and he saw the following characters which looked like secret code: 370HSSV 0773H  Bush was shocked, so he emailed the code to Secretary of State Colin Powell. Colin and his assistant thought it over and over again, but couldn't crack the code yet. Therefore they asked FBI. However, none of FBI, CIA, NASA and National Security Agency (NSA) understood the implication of the code. At their wit's end, they sought help from the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6). Q and 007 read the code then called the hotline of White House. Q said, "Please tell Mr. President that he had turned the letter upside down..." (You may highlight the real code below, after taking a guess.) 370HSSV 0773HCODE:HELLO ASSHOLE

密碼 在美國人多次表示"不確定本拉登是否還活著"之後，  本拉登決定寫封親筆信給美國總統布什，  以表明他還活得好好的，沒有那麼早善罷干休。  當布什打開信封，看到信裡似乎寫了一組密碼：  370HSSV 0773H  布什心頭震動，於是把這組密碼電郵給國務卿科林．鮑威爾。 科林跟他的助手想了半天，也沒辦法解開密碼的含意，於是要求FBI幫忙。但是FBI也沒人能參透其中含意，只好請求CIA，然後NASA，最後連國家安全局也沒輒。 在束手無策之下，他們只好轉向英國的軍情六處(MI6)請求協助。 Q和007看了之後，便打了通熱線電話到白宮去。  Q說：麻煩轉告總統先生，他把信拿反了.......  (可先猜，然後才反白看密碼是什麼。) 370HSSV 0773H 密碼:HELLO ASSHOLE

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