All the same
A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal："Hey！That's 'Jurassic Park' director Steven Spielberg over there！"
"God，I wish he’ll come over to say hi."
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose.
"Hey！What’s that for？！"
"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbor！"
"I'm not Japanese！I'm Chinese！"
"Chinese，Vietnamese，Japanese，you're all the same！"
Spielberg walks back. The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.
"What the…..？！"
"You bloody American！You sank the Titanic！"
"No，no，an iceberg sank the Titanic！"
"Iceberg，Carlsberg，Spielberg，you’re all the same！"
都一樣
"God，I wish he’ll come over to say hi."
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose.
"Hey！What’s that for？！"
"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbor！"
"I'm not Japanese！I'm Chinese！"
"Chinese，Vietnamese，Japanese，you're all the same！"
Spielberg walks back. The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.
"What the…..？！"
"You bloody American！You sank the Titanic！"
"No，no，an iceberg sank the Titanic！"
"Iceberg，Carlsberg，Spielberg，you’re all the same！"
都一樣
有個中國人和他的朋友進了紐約的一間酒吧。他對朋友說："睇！那是《朱羅紀公園》的導演，史地芬史匹堡！"
"嘩！我希望他過來打聲招呼就好！"
史匹堡突然走過來，重重地揍了中國人的鼻子一拳。
'喂！你為什麼打我？"
"你們這些殘忍的日本人空炸珍珠港時殺死了我阿爺！”
"我不是日本人！我是中國人！"
"中國人，越南人，日本人，你們都一樣！"
史匹堡走回去。那個中國人靜靜地走過去，出盡力打史匹堡的臉。
"做'物'……！？"
"你們這些該死的的美國人弄沈了鐵達尼號！"
"不！不！是冰泊弄沈了鐵達尼號！"
"冰泊，嘉士伯，死笨伯，都一樣！"
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punch vi. vt. n.
punch->punched
punch->punched
I wanted to punch him for his betrayal.
因他背叛,我想狠狠揍他一頓。
因他背叛,我想狠狠揍他一頓。
They punch cows for a living.
他們以放牛為生。
他們以放牛為生。
男孩子拳打;女孩子掌摑。
Boys punch; girls slap.
Boys punch; girls slap.
他的文章缺乏力量。
His articles lack punch.
His articles lack punch.
他用打孔器在皮帶上鑽了一個孔。
He made a small hole in the belt with a punch.
He made a small hole in the belt with a punch.
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